space cake industries / THESCI

Space Cake Industries presents:

Logbook of the captain

Part 1 – The beginning is difficult

• 04/01/2018 MSS Cake lost again
• 12/31/2017 SCI receives the Noble Prize in Medicine (homemade SCI Space Cakes)
• 12/31/2016 SCI Doctors giving patients space cakes
• 12/30/2016 first SCI Memmbers getting sick
• 12/11/2016 the SCI Mothership “MSS Cake” starts its second exploration
• 12/09/2016 MSS Cake was found back on earth (Amsterdam)
• 12/08/2016 lost contact to MSS Cake
• 12/07/2016 the first people smoking weed in the cosmos
• 12/06/2016 the SCI Mothership “ MSS Cake” starts its first exploration

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Space Cake Industries presents:
Logbook of the Captain

12/06/2016 – MSS Cake launches into space, fuelled by mystery and weed

12/08/2016 – Lost contact with Cake after engine noise became reggae

12/09/2016 – Cake found in Amsterdam, covered in stickers

12/11/2016 – Cake relaunches, half crew still high

12/30/2016 – First SCI members sick from “medicinal” cakes

12/31/2016 – SCI doctors start prescribing said cakes

12/31/2017 – SCI wins Nobel Prize in Medicine (unclear how)

04/01/2018 – MSS Cake lost again, suspected time dilation or munchies

06/14/2019 – Alpha 3.5.1 – Face-over-IP active, causes 800% blinking rates

08/23/2019 – MSS Cookie quantum-jumps into a moon, refund denied

11/22/2019 – Alpha 3.8 – Ship shields become decorative; Cake explodes on touchdown

03/31/2020 – Half the org wakes up inside lockers (spawn bug)

07/17/2020 – Alpha 3.10 – Atmospheric flight revamp; MSS Muffin cartwheels for hours

12/11/2020 – Alpha 3.12 – Mining UI vanishes; MSS Crumble manually extracted ore by taste

02/09/2021 – Trading terminals down again, black market in biscuits begins

05/22/2021 – Alpha 3.13.1 – Elevators kill 4 members, investigation blames pastries

10/22/2021 – Alpha 3.15 – Medical gameplay added; SCI overdoses on healing pens

12/22/2021 – Quantum travel bug sends MSS Donut to the sun, still spinning

03/31/2022 – Alpha 3.17 – Refueling live; Cake siphons fuel from strangers mid-warp

07/29/2022 – Loot boxes eat players alive (literally); 3 SCI members still “loading”

10/21/2022 – Alpha 3.18 PTU – PES turns Stanton into a hoarder’s den

03/10/2023 – Alpha 3.18 Live – 30k crashes every 15 min, SCI declares “Stability Bankruptcy”

05/10/2023 – MSS Croissant clones itself 12 times, all explode on respawn

08/05/2023 – Alpha 3.20 – Arena Commander relaunch; MSS Churro banned for “cheesy tactics”

12/22/2023 – Alpha 3.21 – Inventory bug fills ships with raw meat

03/21/2024 – SCI crew stuck in ship beds, patch notes say “working as intended”

07/06/2024 – Alpha 3.22 – EVA movement revamped; MSS Cheesecake drifts off, never returns

10/10/2024 – JumpTown war ends in cake deal with Nine Tails

02/14/2025 – Alpha 3.23 PTU – Cargo gets physical, MSS Donut flipped over by one crate

03/17/2025 – Alpha 4.0 – Server meshing preview; SCI sees multiple versions of itself arguing

04/26/2025 – MSS Bagel stuck in door forever (new meshing bug called “The Toast Loop”)

06/09/2025 – Alpha 4.1 – Dynamic events overhaul; MSS Macaron wins race by falling sideways

07/15/2025 – Alpha 4.2 – Crafting added, SCI invents edible armor accidentally

07/16/2025 – Ship chairs become sentient, eject half the crew into orbit during briefing

07/16/2025 – New player interaction causes weapons to teleport to random crew members

07/16/2025 – AI spawns in floor tiles, delivers monologues no one asked for

07/16/2025 – Cargo tractor beams can now abduct players by mistake, SCI invents human crate delivery

07/16/2025 – Loves stuck in T-pose during negotiation, still wins contract

07/16/2025 – Lexolus attempts EVA, suit forgets gravity exists

07/16/2025 – Mr. Scuzzlebut clips into floor during boarding op, becomes ship fixture

07/16/2025 – Dr. Puppon opens mobiGlas, game crashes for 3 nearby players

Fleet Manifest

MSS Cake – ancient and flaky, always missing

MSS Cookie – scout ship, trails sugar

MSS Brownie – hauler, very dense

MSS Muffin – light fighter, falls apart in atmosphere

MSS Crumble – mining vessel, don’t lean on the walls

MSS Croissant – luxury driftboat, powered by flair

MSS Donut – gunship with a hole in the budget

MSS Cheesecake – lab ship, tilts when scanned

MSS Churro – long-range interdictor, crunchy frame

MSS Éclair – salvage ship, full of creamy loot

MSS Bagel – logistics vessel, always gets jammed

MSS Macaron – medical cutter, stylish but fragile

MSS Strudel – experimental ship, once crashed by a sneeze

Key Crew Members

Loves – fearless negotiator, master of unintentional intimidation

Lexolus – boarding specialist, now part of a ship

Mr. Scuzzlebut – pilot and occasional gravity victim

Dr. Puppon – medic and crash wizard, always nearby when clients disconnect