Space Weiners / SPACEWEIN

Geiraffah wasnt your typical astrophysicist. He preferred a bratwurst to black holes, and his office reeked of sauerkraut, not stardust. One fateful day, while calibrating a new telescope, Geiraffah saw it. A Space Weiner, perfectly grilled, serenely orbiting Delamar. It defied all known laws of physics, a cosmic culinary anomaly. Geiraffah knew then that his life had changed forever.

He quit his job, sold his condo, and bought a Polaris. His mission, to reach the celestial Space Wein and unlock its secrets. He attracted a ragtag crew of fellow believers, a former butcher named Gozilin, Goose the disillusioned food critic, and Cleric a condiment enthusiast, all united by their faith in the Great Space Wein. They called themselves the “Keepers of the Great Space Wein”.

Their journey was fraught with peril, asteroid fields around Yela, jump points that led to nowhere, and other citizens that stood in the way of their search for glory. But Geiraffah, guided by the radiant glow of the Space Weiner, led them onward. Finally, they reached it. A weiner, suspended in the void, pulsed with a warm, inviting light. As Geiraffah reached out to touch it, a voice boomed through the ship, “Embrace the flavor, and be saved!” The Weiner vanished in a great flash of light, leaving the crew with their new mission, to spread the word of the Great Space Weiner to the furthest reaches of the galaxy.