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Seanut Squadron / SNUTS
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Seanut Squadron worshiping the seanuts one insertion at a time.
History
Long ago, amid the depths of the Stanton system, an enlightened group of explorers stumbled upon a peculiar yet profound discovery—the Seanut. This humble, tubular sea creature, often overlooked, revealed itself to be more than just a sustenance of the void. In its briny essence, the pioneers found a symbol of perseverance, unity, and transcendence.
Thus, the Seanut Squadron was born. Its founding members, the First Harvesters, established a sacred tradition known as The Insertion, the act by which followers commune with the Seanut in mind, body, and spirit. Through careful insertion and reverence, they believed one could achieve cosmic enlightenment—a state beyond the turbulence of space.
From humble beginnings, the Squadron grew into a thriving faith, drawing believers from across the Empire. Spacers who once dismissed the Seanut as mere food began to see its greater purpose. Pilots, traders, and warriors alike joined the cause, seeking the wisdom embedded within the Seanut’s firm yet yielding form.
In every starport, believers gather in solemn ceremony to honor the Seanut. Whether drifting through the void or settling into planetary sanctuaries, the Squadron continues its mission—to spread the divine truth of the Seanut, one insertion at a time.
Thus, the faith persists, unyielding as the Seanut itself.
Manifesto
Spread the Word, Share the Gift. The uninitiated shall know the wonders of the Seanut—one insertion at a time.
Charter
The Sacred Charter of Seanut Squadron
As ordained by the First Harvesters and upheld by all who seek enlightenment through insertion.
Article I – Purpose
Seanut Squadron exists to honor and spread the divine truth of the Seanut. Through devotion and insertion, we transcend the ordinary and embrace cosmic unity.
Article II – Membership
All who recognize the wisdom of the Seanut may join, regardless of origin or occupation.
Members shall uphold the sacred traditions and respect the rituals of insertion.
The uninitiated shall be welcomed with open arms and guided toward enlightenment.
Article III – Rituals & Practices
The Great Insertion: The most revered act of faith, performed with care and reverence.
The Harvesting: Procuring and protecting the sacred Seanut bounty.
The Spread: Sharing the knowledge and essence of the Seanut across the stars.
Article IV – Conduct & Unity
The Squadron shall remain united in purpose, never allowing disputes to compromise faith.
All members shall respect the traditions and guidance set forth by our esteemed leaders.
No force shall deter the Squadron from its mission—be it mortal, machine, or law.
Article V – Growth & Legacy
The faith shall expand to new systems, seeking the uninitiated in their ignorance.
The Squadron shall stand resolute against opposition, protecting the sacred harvest at all costs.
The Seanut’s wisdom shall live on, carried forth by every believer—now and forevermore.