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SKIDMARK INC.

Most would take this name at face value, most would presume we’re not a serious player in the game of the stars.

Most would be gravely mistaken…

History Manifesto Charter

History

Originally founded under the banner of ‘Beazy’s Stars’, our great group banded together under the common goal of attaining influence, power, and of course, the almighty credit.

As acquaintances became friends, as did our undergarments become brown. Our dedication to the cause stronger than our will to adequately maintain our hygiene. This is a testament to our strength of will, our indivisibility, our passion.

Thus, the birth of Skidmark Incorporated was inevitable.

Manifesto

Skidmark Incorporated is dedicated to finding unshat pants, and correcting that issue.

Charter

—SKIDMARK INC. CODE OF CONDUCT—

1. ALL INDIVIDUALS ASSOCIATED WITH SKIDMARK INC. SHALL LIVE FREE AND DO WHATEVER THEY LIKE.

2. ALL INDIVIDUALS ASSOCIATED WITH SKIDMARK INC. SHALL ACT IN THE CAPACITY OF A SKIDMARK INC. ENVOY WHEN INTERACTING WITH INDIVIDUALS OF THE PUBLIC.

3. ALL INDIVIDUALS ASSOCIATED WITH SKIDMARK INC. SHALL ENSURE THE NAME OF SKIDMARK INC. WILL ALWAYS BE ASSOCIATED WITH A STINK YOU CAN COUNT ON.