“When the UEE Sleeps, We Deliver.”

Fly hard. Deliver Fast. File the claim Later. Because out here, reliability isn’t optional.

LIMITED QUANTITY CARGO | PERSONAL ORDER DELIVERY

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History

What started as a playful idea in 2955, Citizen SnoochyBoochy expanded on the idea realizing the growing need for personal resources far away from the comforts of a space station or spaceport. The solution? For someone to get you what you need at a critical point of time: WHEN you need it.

Countless times have citizens found themselves black on ammunition for their contracts, dry of Smoltz at their UEE promotion ceremony, suffering from malnutrition in the deserts of Daymar, or even forgetting a helmet back at port. SnoochyBoochy sees it important that you not skip a beat in your adventure; request an order, and the SCU Parcel Service retrieves and delivers directly to your location!

Manifesto

Designed as a privatized parcel delivery solution and localized limited quantity goods shipper, the SCU Parcel Service receives your orders and delivers your product from the comfort of your current location. Whether you are running low on ammunition in a hostile drop zone, dehydrated on a desolate moonscape, or short that few cases of cargo, the SCU Parcel Service can get you what you need!

Charter

I. Our Purpose

The Verse runs on movement — data, trade, lives, and dreams, all carried from one system to the next. At SCU Parcel Service, we don’t just haul boxes; we connect worlds. Every Standard Cargo Unit is a promise delivered — between miners and merchants, pilots and planets, friends and families separated by light-years.

We exist because someone has to care enough to make sure it actually gets there.

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II. Our Creed

We believe in the dignity of delivery.
Every crate, no matter the cargo, deserves a pilot who respects the journey.

We believe in effort over ease.
Quantum shortcuts can’t replace integrity.

We believe in the standard.
Not just in measurement — but in mindset. To hold the line between chaos and commitment.

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III. Our Values

Reliability: When comms go dark, our transponder still shines.
Integrity: Because a contract’s worth only holds as firm as the pilot behind it.
Tenacity: The Verse doesn’t wait, and neither do we.
Community: We haul together — no pilot left adrift.
Humor: Because if you can’t laugh at a blown quantum drive, you’ll cry in your helmet instead.

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The Courier’s Code

Deliver what you promise.

Never steal another pilot’s payload.

Respect the cargo — and those who trust you with it.

Help a stranded hauler, even if you lose a day’s pay.

When pirates circle, remember: throttle before panic.

Keep your ship patched, your spirit steady, and your record clean.

And when in doubt — SCUP it out.

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V. Our Vision

To be the Verse’s most trusted name in cargo — not the biggest, not the flashiest, but the one people count on when comms are jammed and systems burn red.

SCUPS isn’t just a brand. It’s a brotherhood of haulers, a fleet of friends, a network of navigators who refuse to let distance, danger, or downtime stop a delivery.

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VI. Closing Statement

The Verse is vast. The work is endless. The fuel is expensive. Your time? Priceless.
As long as there are packages to move and pilots who believe in purpose over profit —
SCUPS will fly.

SCU Parcel Service / SCUPS