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Only Yams – born in AMS, raised on regret.
We swear by 3 laws:
1. Look Good – Style > survival.
2. Ask Why AMS – Daily. Loudly.
3. Deliver Yams – Explosions optional.
Join us. Low morals, high K/Ds, questionable decisions.
History
It started—like all bad ideas do—in AMS.
A handful of burnt-out techs, sleep-deprived and one coffee short of a breakdown, stared into the void of another pointless briefing and said: “Screw this. Let’s start an org.”
Someone muttered “Only Yams” as a joke. A play on OnlyFans and the eternal question “Why AMS?” The room went silent. Then laughter. Then chaos.
What began as a dumb pun spiraled into a full-blown cult of chaos, fueled by caffeine, questionable cargo, and absolutely no plan. Our first ship was stolen. Our first mission failed gloriously. Our first member accidentally ejected himself mid-landing. We knew we had something special.
Now, Only Yams is legend. A home for the stylishly unhinged, the gloriously unprofessional, and anyone who believes space should be fun, stupid, and loud.
We don’t follow rules. We mock them, trip over them, and set them on fire.
We still don’t know why AMS. But we’re here to make sure nobody forgets to ask.
Manifesto
At Only Yams, we’re not about following the crowd—we’re here to carve our own chaotic path through the stars. We declare our intentions, motives, and views as follows:
We’re Here to Disrupt:
The corporate monotony of AMS and the rigid structures of the ’verse? Screw that. We embrace the wild unknown with irreverence, subverting expectations with every jump and cargo run.
We Thrive on Chaos:
Order is overrated. Our motive is to turn every mission into an epic, unpredictable adventure. Crashes, mishaps, and wild moments are just part of the game—and they make our stories legendary.
We Value Style Over Sanity:
Looking good isn’t vanity—it’s survival. Every member is encouraged to rock their unique style. In our crew, flair is as essential as firepower.
We Champion Unfiltered Freedom:
We reject tyranny, elitism, and boring protocols. Whether you’re a veteran or a newbie, your voice matters—especially if it’s loud, irreverent, and unapologetically real.
We Laugh at the Absurd:
Even when the cosmos throws curveballs, we find humor in the chaos. A well-timed meme or a sarcastic quip can be as powerful as any weapon in the ’verse.
We’re a Community of Misfits:
At our core, we’re a band of outcasts, rebels, and rule-breakers united by one question: Why AMS? We build a home where unconventional thinking is celebrated, and every mission is a chance to redefine what’s possible.
Only Yams is more than an organization—it’s a way of life. We’re here to challenge norms, ignite mischief, and leave our mark on the galaxy. If you’re ready to turn the ordinary into outrageous, join us, and let’s make history our playground.
Charter
Because even chaos needs ground rules… kind of.
1. Look Good or Die Trying
Armor, outfits, ships—if it ain’t stylish, fix it. No shame in dying, just don’t die ugly.
2. Don’t Be a Space D
No racism, sexism, harassment, or being an actual jerk. We roast each other with love. Be cool.
3. Ask “Why AMS?” Daily
It’s tradition. It’s therapy. It’s our way of life.
4. Fly Dumb, Fly Proud
Crashes happen. Friendly fire happens. Laugh about it, clip it, and try again.
5. Respect the Crew
We’re all here to have a good time. Help newbies, back each other up, and embrace the madness.
6. No Tryhard Tyranny
We’re here to have fun, not run a dictatorship. Ops are chill unless they aren’t—follow the vibe.
7. Deliver Yams
Do the job. Blow it up. Forget the objective. Whatever happens, make it a story worth telling.
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These rules are sacred. Or not. We forget them sometimes too.
Break them and you might get booted. Or worse—mocked publicly in glorious meme format.
