Questionable fixes and unreliable tech. We don’t guarantee success—just spectacular results. If it sparks, smokes, or explodes, it’s probably working.
Even if we had any history we don’t remember it due to too many misfires and pringles can projectiles going mach 10 towards our heads.
this is democracy manifest
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