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Kitty Claws is a space-kitten themed search and rescue syndicate specializing in lost pilots, ships, and gear. We help civilians and criminals alike, extract prisoners from Klescher, and mix top-tier rescues with lighthearted pirate antics. No one gets left behind.
Kitty Claws did not begin as a syndicate, a rescue org, or even a particularly good idea.
It began with a distress beacon, a half-broken Cutlass, and a pilot wearing novelty cat ears because they were the only thing left in the armor locker that still fit.
In the early days of Stanton’s overcrowded lanes, search-and-rescue contracts were inconsistent, underpaid, and frequently abandoned the moment paperwork got complicated. One independent pilot, callsign Whiskers, made a habit of answering beacons nobody else bothered with. Not for profit, not for reputation, but because someone had to.
That pilot rescued miners who ran out of oxygen, couriers drifting powerless between moons, pirates who misjudged a fight, and civilians who pressed the wrong button and learned too much about vacuum. The pattern became obvious quickly: people didn’t care who saved them, only that someone showed up.
Word spread.
“Call the one with the cat ears,” became a running joke in local channels. Then it stopped being a joke.
Kitty Claws became official after what members still refer to as The Uniform Incident.
During a multi-ship rescue near Daymar, one pilot joked that they should all wear matching gear so stranded clients could identify them faster. Someone suggested hazard stripes. Someone else suggested white medical armor.
A third pilot said, “What if we leaned into the joke?”
Two hours later, five ships dropped out of quantum wearing mismatched but unmistakably kitten-themed armor. Paws painted on hulls. Soft ear silhouettes on helmets. Emergency lights pulsing pink, white, and red.
The rescued crew laughed so hard one of them forgot they had a punctured lung.
Morale, it turned out, mattered.
As contracts increased, so did scope. Kitty Claws began formalizing procedures. Medical loadouts. Triage roles. Dedicated pilots. Dedicated medics. The word “meowdical” appeared on a datapad once as a typo and never left.
They didn’t just pull people out anymore. They stabilized them. Patched hulls mid-flight. Retrieved lost gear because “that rifle was my dad’s.” Recovered ships written off as dead because “no one else would try.”
They didn’t ask questions.
Criminals were treated the same as civilians. Pirates woke up wrapped in blankets with IVs running. Bounty targets occasionally found themselves rescued, stabilized, and politely told to “sort it out later.”
Kitty Claws’ unofficial rule became simple:
Survival first. Law second. Paperwork last.
Everything changed with Klescher Rehabilitation Facility.
At first, Kitty Claws avoided it. Too political. Too dangerous. Too many eyes. Then a prisoner sent a message that wasn’t a beacon, wasn’t a contract, and wasn’t supposed to get out.
“We don’t need a ride,” it read.
“We need a chance.”
The first extraction was quiet. A pilot waited where they shouldn’t. A door opened when it wasn’t scheduled to. Someone left with fewer chains than they arrived with.
Kitty Claws never advertised prison extractions. They never promised them. But when someone was trapped, forgotten, or unjustly buried under bureaucracy, the kittens sometimes showed up anyway.
Quietly. Gently. Efficiently.
Today, Kitty Claws is known across Stanton and beyond as something difficult to categorize.
They are not pirates, but pirates trust them.
They are not law enforcement, but they don’t run from it.
They are not saints, but people swear they glow when they arrive.
Their ships are recognizable. Their radio chatter is light, warm, and occasionally absurd even under fire. They joke while patching hull breaches. They tease each other during firefights. They purr over comms when someone stabilizes.
And when things go very wrong, very fast, pilots say the same thing:
“If Kitty Claws answered, you’re going home.”
No one knows who said it first. It appears scratched inside a medbay locker on an old Freelancer, written in marker on a helmet visor, and whispered over open comms during impossible rescues.
“We don’t hunt.
We don’t judge.
We just find you…
and bring you back.”
The universe is cold.
Space is cruel.
But somewhere out there, a beacon is blinking.
And somewhere closer than you think, soft paws are already on the way.
We believe space is too big, too cold, and too unforgiving to leave anyone drifting alone.
Kitty Claws exists because distress beacons don’t care who you are. They don’t ask if you’re lawful or wanted, rich or broke, clever or unlucky. They just blink. And someone has to answer.
We are the ones who answer.
We believe survival comes before judgment, care before contracts, and compassion before paperwork. We believe laughter steadies shaking hands, and that a smiling face on comms can save as much as a medpen. We believe that even pirates deserve bandages, that prisoners deserve a chance, and that mistakes should not be fatal.
We wear paws and ears not to mock danger, but to soften it. To remind the lost that help has arrived, and that they are not facing the void alone. Cute does not mean careless. Gentle does not mean weak.
We will patch your hull.
We will stabilize your body.
We will help recover what you lost.
We will bend rules quietly when rules forget people.
We are not heroes.
We are not judges.
We are just the ones who show up.
When the stars feel hostile and the law feels distant, remember this:
If Kitty Claws answers your call, you’re coming home.
Article I — Establishment
The organization known as Kitty Claws is hereby established as an independent, non-aligned spacefaring syndicate dedicated to search and rescue, emergency medical response, and asset recovery across inhabited and unregulated space.
Kitty Claws operates without permanent allegiance to corporate, governmental, or criminal authorities, retaining autonomy in action, judgment, and deployment.
Article II — Purpose
The primary purpose of Kitty Claws is the preservation of life in hostile, remote, or unstable environments.
Secondary purposes include:
recovery of stranded personnel and vessels
emergency medical stabilization and evacuation
assistance in the retrieval of lost or abandoned equipment
humanitarian extraction of individuals from confinement when survival is at risk
Kitty Claws recognizes that lawful systems do not always align with humane outcomes and reserves the right to act accordingly.
Article III — Scope of Operations
Kitty Claws may operate in:
lawful, unlawful, and unclaimed space
planetary, orbital, and deep-space environments
regions of active conflict, provided rescue viability exists
Operations may be conducted under contract, request, distress beacon, or discretionary deployment.
Article IV — Neutrality and Aid
Kitty Claws provides aid without discrimination based on:
legal status
faction affiliation
criminal history
financial standing
Once contact is established, all individuals are treated as patients or evacuees until safely delivered or stabilized.
Article V — Authority to Act
Crew members of Kitty Claws are authorized to:
render emergency medical care
secure and transport patients and evacuees
recover and safeguard assets when feasible
bypass or circumvent procedural obstacles when necessary to preserve life
This authority is bounded by proportionality, necessity, and minimization of harm.
Article VI — Use of Force
Use of force by Kitty Claws personnel is strictly defensive and limited to:
protection of patients
protection of crew
preservation of extraction integrity
Kitty Claws does not pursue combat objectives beyond those necessary to complete rescue operations.
Article VII — Confinement and Extraction
Kitty Claws may conduct extractions from detention facilities, including but not limited to Klescher Rehabilitation Facility, when:
abandonment, medical risk, or systemic failure is evident
standard channels have failed or are unavailable
extraction does not create undue harm to uninvolved parties
Kitty Claws does not adjudicate guilt or innocence.
Article VIII — Internal Governance
Kitty Claws maintains a structured hierarchy to ensure:
operational clarity
medical accountability
crew safety
Rank, experience tiers, and elite designations are defined internally and may evolve as operational needs change.
Article IX — Identity and Markings
Kitty Claws employs distinctive visual identifiers, including kitten-themed armor, markings, and call signs, to:
ensure rapid recognition during rescue operations
reduce panic among evacuees
maintain internal cohesion and morale
These identifiers are considered functional assets, not ornamentation.
Article X — Amendments
This charter may be amended by consensus of senior leadership when operational realities or ethical imperatives demand revision.
All amendments must preserve the organization’s core purpose: to find, stabilize, and return the lost.
Closing Declaration
Kitty Claws exists where systems fail, where space is unforgiving, and where someone still needs to answer the call.
This charter stands as both authority and restraint.
Signed in good faith,
for those still drifting.
