Golden Rhinos / GOLDENRHIN

❖ A Legacy Among the Stars ❖

In the year 2954, beneath the fading light of a dying star and the looming shadow of corporate empires, a new banner rose — not from grand halls nor sterile clinics, but from the chaos of the people. Born of grit, madness, and conviction, the Golden Rhinos charged into the void.

✦ Early Footsteps

Our first steps were forged in dust and fire — wandering the edges of known space, hiding in the fractured shadows of Pyro. United not by law, but by the thrill of uncertainty, we set out to make danger fun, and the wild ours.

The Rhino became our totem: menacing, unbreakable, and loyal to its kin.
And Gold? More than color — a symbol of strength, unity, and the promise of shared glory. Flexible like those who wear it, bold like the dreams it carries.

✦ The Turning Point

Our first taste of glory came with the now-legendary Olisar Incident — a covert op where the Rhinos captured endless footage of hapless pilots failing spectacularly to land their Ships. Synced to smooth, vintage Earth jazz, the montage spread like wildfire across the UEE net.

It was more than comedy — it was revelation.
From the chaos, a philosophy was born:

“Embrace the absurd, master the mess.”
The universe didn’t know it yet, but fun had just become a movement.

✦ The Age of Expansion

With momentum on our side and credits rolling in, the Rhino stomp began in earnest. Donations, black market funds, and unmarked crates filled our vaults. We built ourselves from chaos.

In the Rhino Station, nestled within forgotten zones, we engineered military-grade life support systems designed not just for survival — but for sustained absurdity. We fielded joke-fueled war machines, deployed tactical memes, and perfected precision comedy in every strike.

From logistical nightmares of dad jokes and destruction, we forged unshakable camaraderie.
Ideas once dismissed as ridiculous became doctrine, executed with iron discipline.

The galaxy would never laugh the same again.

✦ The Corporate War & The Rise of the Green

As our power and notoriety spread across the stars, so did the interest of far more sinister forces.
Among them stood GreenCorp — a ruthless megacorporation infamous for treating people like statistics and sacrificing thousands in the name of shareholder satisfaction.

At its helm was The Green Prophet, or simply GPR — a visionary CEO whose cold logic clashed violently with the chaotic heart of the Rhinos.

What began as a silent rivalry soon escalated into a shadow war: data heists, sabotage ops, meme raids, and psychological warfare played out across multiple systems. But the Prophet was clever — too clever.

He didn’t try to destroy us.

He tried to understand us.

And he did.
Moved by the madness and momentum of our charge, GPR saw a future not in opposition, but in union.

In a dramatic turn, GreenCorp dissolved, its elite operatives pledging allegiance to the Rhinos.
The Prophet himself — along with his trusted officers — were integrated into the highest echelons of our command, bringing with them structure, strategy, and a terrifyingly efficient logistics machine.

Thus was born the Green Rhinos Division — a force of precision within the chaos.
The union of absurd freedom and corporate cunning would shape our legacy in ways even we couldn’t predict.

✦ The Future

After the ashes of war had settled, the rebuilding was slow — but steady.
With newfound unity and sharpened purpose, the great machine roared back to life.

Now, the Golden Rhinos look once more to the stars —

Searching for those bold enough to shape chaos,
For those who find balance in disorder,
And strength in laughter.

We call to the misfits, the visionaries, the tacticians and wild hearts.
To all who crave something greater, something real.

Join us.

Forge with us.

Become one with the Horn.