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Goon On Arrival / G0A
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Exploration
Hello! Welcome to Goon On Arrival! We are a band of brother in arms…..LITERALLY. We explore, mess around, and have fun. We also strive to keep the solar system safe and gooning encouraged.
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History
Once upon a time, in the vast void of Stanton, there was a group of pilots who had one mission: to goon like no one else dared. They didn’t just arrive at a station—they GOONED in. They didn’t just trade cargo—they GOONED the cargo out. And if you thought there was a “normal way” to do anything in space… well, they hadn’t heard of it.
The first recorded incident of GOA gooning occurred when our founders attempted a simple delivery run. A shipment of quantum fuel was supposed to be handled with care. Did GOA handle it with care? Of course not. They went in, spun their ships in zero-G, bounced cargo like it was space dodgeball, and somehow emerged with 73% of the shipment and a viral holo-video of a goose dancing in zero-G. That day, the phrase “Gooning is an art form” was born.
Soon, GOA became infamous for “creative gooning.” Pirates tried to board their ships? GOA gooned them into negotiating peace treaties with hand gestures. Stations imposed fines? GOA gooned the accounting department into signing a friendship pact instead. One legendary mission involved gooning a convoy so hard that the cargo ended up in a neighboring system, being sold to aliens who were very confused but happy.
The pinnacle of GOA gooning came during what became known as The Great Goon Migration. A fleet of ten ships arrived at a sleepy mining station. Their mission: deliver supplies. Their method: pure goon chaos. They accidentally turned the refinery into a zero-gravity trampoline, replaced the AI’s voice with an 80s rock album on loop, and somehow convinced the miners to adopt interpretive dance as their new productivity metric. The station has never been the same—and neither has the system.
To this day, whenever a comms channel in Stanton flickers and a strange laugh echoes over the network, everyone knows: the Goons are arriving. And when GOA lands, whether for trade, combat, or exploration, one thing is guaranteed: gooning will ensue, hilariously and unapologetically.
The motto spread across the stars:
“Arrive. Goon. Repeat.”
Manifesto
*We are GOA*—the masters of GOONING in the Stanton system. Where others follow rules, we make chaos. Where others hesitate, we goon. Gooning isn’t just what we do; it’s who we are. Every landing, every mission, every encounter is an opportunity to goon harder, smarter, and louder than anyone else.
Our Purpose
The stars are vast, but we goon wherever we arrive. Be it exploration, combat, trade, or sabotage, our goal is simple: leave a trail of gooning in our wake. Systems remember us. Opponents fear us. Friends celebrate us. GOA arrives to goon—and we never leave quietly.
Our Ethos
Goon First, Ask Later: Every action is a chance to assert our gooning supremacy.
Master the Goon: Skill, cunning, and audacity fuel our gooning exploits.
United by Gooning: Loyalty is to the crew, respect is earned through the quality of your goon.
Creative Chaos: Goons improvise. Goons adapt. Goons always leave an unforgettable mark.
Fun Through Gooning: If you’re not gooning, you’re just floating. Goons make the void entertaining.
Our Vision
GOA will be synonymous with supreme gooning. Wherever we touch, gooning follows. Our legend will be told in every outpost, every station, every hangar: “The Goons have arrived.”
Our Call
If you live to goon, if the thrill of chaotic ingenuity drives you, GOA is your crew. Come goon with us, and leave your mark on the stars.
Charter
Article II – Purpose
GOA exists to:
Goon boldly and unapologetically wherever we arrive.
Invade personal space—ships, stations, and social zones are fair game.
Spread chaos with style, wit, and dark humor.
Foster camaraderie among goons, because no good chaos is complete alone.
Leave a lasting impression—whether laughter, fear, or mild existential dread.
Article III – Membership
Membership is open to those who:
Embrace gooning as a lifestyle, not a pastime.
Are comfortable violating personal space in creative, amusing ways.
Possess a dark, twisted sense of humor.
Can navigate zero-G and social situations with equal levels of absurdity.
Swear to uphold the motto: “Arrive. Goon. Ruin personal space. Darkly amuse. Repeat.”
Article IV – Hierarchy
Grand Goon: Supreme ruler of chaos; approves all major operations.
Chaos Captains: Lead gooning missions; experts in tactical absurdity.
Personal-Space Specialists: Dedicated to maximizing awkwardness and discomfort.
Initiates: New recruits; must prove their gooning proficiency in trials of escalating absurdity.
Article V – Code of Conduct
Goon Responsibly: Chaos is mandatory; destruction without style is forbidden.
Respect the Art of the Goon: Never interrupt a fellow goon mid-chaos unless absolutely necessary.
Dark Humor is a Tool: Use it liberally, but avoid boring jokes.
No Boring Landings: All arrivals must include at least one absurd action, prank, or personal-space violation.
Leave a Trace: Every mission, engagement, or visit should be remembered—for laughter, fear, or both.
Article VI – Motto and Creed
Motto: “Arrive. Goon. Ruin personal space. Darkly amuse. Repeat.”
Creed: “We are the Goons. Where we arrive, chaos follows. Where we linger, reality questions itself. To goon is to live; to live is to goon.”
