Dab Pen Smuggling LLC [DPSLLC] - Organizations

History

Dab Pen Smuggling™ — “Luxury Contraband Logistics”

Founded: 2919
Headquarters: Port Tressler Freeport, micro-orbit above microTech
Primary Trade: High-end vapor technology, artfully disguised and discreetly delivered across UEE and fringe systems

Origins

In the early 2910s, as the UEE tightened customs regulations on volatile “luxury compounds,” a black-market boom quietly ignited across the Stanton and Pyro systems. Amid the chaos, three unlikely entrepreneurs found a way to make smuggling stylish again.

Odell, a former Origin Jumpworks freight pilot, had a knack for skirting patrol grids and a moral code as flexible as his flight plans. After being blacklisted for running “test hardware” that mysteriously went missing from an Origin R&D freighter, he began dabbling—literally—in smaller, more profitable side gigs.

NoFeds, a cybernetic logistics hacker from Terra, had already made a name for himself forging cargo manifests that fooled even the most paranoid customs AIs. He joined forces with Odell after the two met at a shady auction in GrimHEX, where Odell was trying to sell a “limited-edition vape prototype” that turned out to be a reprogrammed mining tool.

SonGogurt, the wildcard, was a celebrity culinary chemist turned black-market flavor engineer. After his gourmet vapor cartridges were banned for “neural overstimulation,” he disappeared—only to resurface as the creative force behind Dab Pen Smuggling’s signature line of exotic contraband blends.

Rise to Notoriety

By 2922, Dab Pen Smuggling LLC had transformed from a basement operation into a sleek pseudo-corporate network, operating under the ironic slogan “Luxury Contraband Logistics.”

They specialized in covert luxury delivery — using disguised cargo drones, disguised fuel pods, and even converted Origin 400i cargo bays to transport “diplomatic tech” that always smelled faintly of terpene and rebellion.

Rumors persist that they were behind the New Babbage Freight Tower blackout of 2924 — allegedly to reroute a customs scanner that would’ve detected a hold full of “heat-resistant prototype pens.” The group publicly denied involvement, of course — and then released a limited-edition “Blackout Blend” the next week.

Modern Operations

Today, Dab Pen Smuggling™ operates as both a meme and a movement — part smugglers’ guild, part lifestyle brand. Their ships are instantly recognizable: matte black hulls trimmed in neon teal and magenta, bearing their circular emblem like a badge of honor.

Their motto still stands:

“Luxury Contraband Logistics — because getting caught is just bad business.”

Manifesto

Luxury Contraband Logistics

We are not criminals. We are couriers of culture.
Where others see borders, we see lanes. Where they draw lines, we draw maps. We move what the galaxy pretends not to want — the things too refined for bureaucracy and too honest for law.

We deliver experience.
Our cargo is not product — it’s a statement. Every shipment carries a spark of defiance, a scent of freedom, and a signature of rebellion wrapped in luxury packaging. We trade not in goods, but in good taste.

We fly clean, but never straight.
Our hulls are polished, our transponders fake, and our reputations spotless — at least on paper. Every route is a dance between risk and reason, between stealth and spectacle. When they chase shadows, we’re already planets away.

We are the middlemen of meaning.
Odell showed us how to move unseen.
NoFeds taught us how to ghost the grid.
SonGogurt reminded us that even crime deserves style.
Together, they built not an enterprise, but an ethos: that rebellion can be elegant, and that luxury should never require permission.

We smuggle because someone has to.
Because art gets censored, pleasure gets taxed, and passion gets policed. Because some things shouldn’t be owned by corporations or crushed under customs seals. We deliver the beautiful things — the dangerous things — the things that matter.

Our brand is our promise.
Every seal, every glow, every logo means one thing:
If it says Dab Pen Smuggling™, it got here the hard way — and it arrived looking damn good doing it.

Luxury Contraband Logistics.
Fly free. Look good. Get paid.

Charter

Dab Pen Smuggling™ Charter

(“Luxury Contraband Logistics”)

Founding Date: 2919
Registered Seat: Port Tressler Freeport (micro-orbit)
Founders: Odell, NoFeds, SonGogurt

Article I — Name and Identity

1.1 The Company shall operate under the name Dab Pen Smuggling™ (the “Company”), and may use such trade names, logos, and marks as the Board of Directors (the “Board”) shall from time to time approve.
1.2 The Company’s tagline — Luxury Contraband Logistics — is an integral part of its public identity and brand.

Article II — Purpose

2.1 The stated corporate purpose is to design, procure, package, and distribute high-end vapor and novelty goods across systems, and to engage in any lawful commercial, promotional, creative, and cultural activities consistent with these aims.
2.2 For in-universe authenticity and roleplay flavor, the Company embraces an ethos of discreet delivery, design-forward contraband curation, and aesthetic disruption.

Note: This charter is fictional/creative content and does not endorse or instruct in illegal activity.

Article III — Duration

3.1 The Company shall have perpetual existence, until wound down by the Board by the procedure in Article XI.

Article IV — Principal Office

4.1 The principal office is located at Port Tressler Freeport (micro-orbit); the Board may establish other offices, registered addresses, and forward operating bases as required.

Article V — Ownership, Shares & Membership

5.1 The Company is organized as a membership entity for in-universe purposes. Ownership is represented by three founder shares: one each to Odell, NoFeds, and SonGogurt.
5.2 Founder shares confer voting rights, profit interest, and governance privileges as described in this Charter. Transfer of founder shares requires unanimous consent of the remaining founders.

Article VI — Governance & Board

6.1 The Company shall be governed by a Board composed initially of the three Founders.
6.2 Board powers include: appointing officers, approving major expenditures, authorizing brand and product strategy, approving external partnerships, and amending bylaws (per Article XII).
6.3 Quorum for the Board is two (2) members. Ordinary decisions require a simple majority; major corporate actions (mergers, dissolution, transfer of majority ownership) require unanimous consent.

Article VII — Founders & Officer Roles

7.1 Odell — Chief Routes Officer (CRO)

Role: Fleet routing strategy, piloting doctrine, crew training, and physical logistics.

In-charter note: Odell’s domain is movement and timing; he signs off on all run manifests and last-mile execution plans.

7.2 NoFeds — Chief Ghosting Officer (CGO)

Role: Digital disguise, manifest forgery (fictional context), countertracking tech, and cyber-logistics.

In-charter note: NoFeds oversees data hygiene and comms security for the enterprise.

7.3 SonGogurt — Chief Curations Officer (CCO)

Role: Product curation, brand design, flavor engineering, merchandising and PR.

In-charter note: SonGogurt manages the brand language, packaging aesthetics, limited runs, and “Blackout Blend” style drops.

7.4 Other Officers

The Board may appoint a Treasurer, General Counsel (or counsel-of-convenience), Shipmaster(s), and other officers as needed.

Article VIII — Operations & Conduct (Ethos Clause)

8.1 The Company operates under three central precepts: Discretion, Design, Delight.
8.2 The Company shall not engage in violence, extortion, or activities reasonably likely to bring catastrophic harm to crew, customers, or innocent third parties. (Roleplay-friendly “no-violence” clause.)
8.3 All staff and contractors are expected to follow the Company Code of Conduct (see Appendix A), including confidentiality and non-attribution.
8.4 All marketing shall emphasize craft, luxury, and discretion; the Company embraces irony and mock-corporate formality.

Article IX — Finance & Profit

9.1 Profits are distributed to founders/members after payment of operating costs, secret-reserve funds, and a brand investment pool. Distribution percentages and budgeting are determined by the Board.
9.2 The Company may maintain reserve funds for emergency exfiltration, legal contingency, and R&D. Records of expenditures shall be kept but may be classified within internal ledgers.
9.3 The Treasurer presents quarterly ledgers to the Board; unique ledger entries may be redacted for security but must be auditable by unanimous Board request.

Article X — Intellectual Property & Branding

10.1 The Company owns and controls the Dab Pen Smuggling™ trademarks, logos, and brand assets. Use of the marks by third parties requires written Board permission.
10.2 The stylized circular badge, color palette (neon teal, hot pink, violet), and taglines are protected trade dress in Company materials.
10.3 The Company may license brand collaborations under terms approved by the Board.

Article XI — Liability & Indemnity

11.1 Founders and senior officers shall be indemnified to the fullest extent permitted by relevant in-universe commercial law for actions taken in good faith on behalf of the Company.
11.2 The Company maintains fictional insurance policies where feasible; when not, it keeps a reserve fund for bail, retrofits, and crew support.

Article XII — Amendments

12.1 This Charter may be amended by unanimous vote of the Board. Suggested amendments shall be circulated in writing and voted on at the next convened Board session.
12.2 Emergency amendments to operational procedures may be adopted by majority Board vote, with written ratification required within seven (7) ship-days.

Article XIII — Dissolution & Winding Down

13.1 Dissolution requires unanimous Board vote and a winding plan: inventory accounting, brand preservation, and founder settlements.
13.2 In dissolution, brand assets shall be archived; any remaining funds are divided per ownership shares unless the Board directs otherwise.

Article XIV — Dispute Resolution & Secrecy

14.1 Founders agree to first seek mediation within the Board for disputes. If unresolved, disputes may be settled by binding arbitration under agreed freeport arbiters.
14.2 All members sign a mutual non-disclosure and non-attribution covenant — violations are cause for expulsion and remedial action as the Board deems fit.

Appendix A — Company Code of Conduct (summary)

Respect crew and associates. No needless risk to lives.

Always prioritize discrete, non-violent resolution.

Maintain brand aesthetics in all public work.

Loyalty to the brand and to the three founders, except where law requires cooperation with authorities.

Harassment, theft between members, and willful endangerment are automatically terminable offenses.

Appendix B — Sample Board Resolution (format)

RESOLVED: That the Board authorizes the design and release of the limited edition “Blackout Blend” run of 200 units, to be distributed via the Port Tressler network and marketed under the Luxury Contraband Logistics collection. Motion carried unanimously.
Signed: Odell — CRO | NoFeds — CGO | SonGogurt — CCO

Closing Statement (Founders’ Seal)

We, the undersigned Founders, adopt this Charter as the governing instrument of Dab Pen Smuggling™ on this day, establishing a company that trades in aesthetics as much as product, that values craft as much as craftiness, and that remembers: the brand is as important as the cargo.

— Odell —
— NoFeds —
— SonGogurt —

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