Extracreamy BigCream LTD.™ [BIGCREAM] - Organizations

History

The Three Big Creamers

Faded “160g of Cream” Elysium

Eclate “Big Cream 30000” toile

space “Yea cream on it” potat

Our creamy History:

In July of 2955, The Three Big Creamers came together and founded Extracreamy BigCream LTD.™
on the principal of spreading the word of C R E A M.

During a hot summer evening, these three masterminds creamed up a storm.
With combined forces, an obsession and beats produced by no other than our patron saint SKAIISYOURGOD,
the groundwork for “The Cream” was built.

“The Cream” which would later evolve to “BIGCREAM” and adapt it’s legal UEE name
“Extracreamy BigCream LTD.™” wasnt built to worship meaningless goods like credits, power or even influence.

It was built to worship C R E A M.

From this obsession, a creamy elite, the likes of which had never even been thought about,
creamed from the cold depths of space ready to take its righteous place in the universe
and ready to spread the word of C R E A M.

Bound by Cream, Driven by Cream.

Manifesto

I. Declaration of the Creamed
We hereby affirm that existence without cream is existence unfulfilled. We are the interstellar crème de la crème—a society built on decadence, luxury, and the rapture of the dairy divine.
Our patrons—SKAIISYOURGOD, Low Tier God Frieren (The Slayer), and creamed corn (The Curdled Prophet)—guide our creed through opulent grace and divine absurdity.

II. Principles of the Creamed Path

Purity of Cream – Only the richest, fullest cream shall pass our lips. No halfmeasures.

Opulent Display – Ships must shimmer like cream under neon. Events shall drip with decadence.

Unity in Lactose – Members pledge allegiance via cream rituals, coded dessicated‑cream drops, and shared luxury.

III. Sacred Acts & Observances

The Annual Lactose Ball™ – Zero‑G dueling in floating vats of cream, judged by creamed corn’s riddle recipes.

Galactic Cream‑Tastings – Curated heavy dairy from around Stanton, served in platinum chalices.

Skim Purges – Public ceremonies shaming skim‑drinkers with whipped cream fountains.

IV. Ongoing Mission
“To elevate the creamed. To humiliate the skim. To saturate the void with solemn indulgence.”

We fund expeditions to locate lost dairy relics, commission gourmet vessels, and commandeer events across Stanton under the motif of heathen cream worship.

Membership Requirements

Pride in wealth and taste

An Origin 890 Jump (or equivalent) refitted to resemble airborne creamery

Willingness to partake in cream rituals, tastings, and occasional moral dairy dilemmas

V. Oath of the Creamed

I pledge my fortune to flavor. I pledge my vessel to viscosity. I pledge my soul to the swirl.

May your cream never curdle. May our banners wave fat and luscious across star lanes. May all creamers knowing injustice bow before our golden swirl.

Charter

The Three Big Creamers

Long ago, The Three Big Creamers came together and founded Extracreamy BigCream LTD.™ on the principal of spreading the word of Cream

Faded “160g of Cream” Elysium

Space “Yea cream on it” potat

Eclat “Big Cream 30000” tetoile

The Patron Saints of Creammage

Low Tier God Frieren (The Slayer) – The Unpasteurized Blade
A disgraced UEE naval officer turned luxurious bounty hunter, Frieren was known for slaying high-profile targets while drinking vintage heavy cream from platinum goblets. Her armor—custom-milked from the hide of extinct Banu dairy beasts—instills both fear and arousal.

She enforces the code of The Creamed Ones: Never pour skim. Never waste cream. And always, always flex on the lactose-intolerant.

SKAIISYOURGOD – The Whipped One
An interdimensional being rumored to have emerged from a quantum dairy rift during a routine cargo run to MicroTech. SKAIISYOURGOD achieved sentience after merging with a prototype AI coffee frother. They became the first to utter the sacred phrase:

“Only the creamed shall ascend.”

SKAII now exists beyond linear time, guiding creamer pilgrims via encrypted cream-drops left in comms arrays across the galaxy.

Extracreamy BigCream LTD.™ / BIGCREAM

Established in July of 2955 – Bound by Cream, Driven by Cream