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30K Error Fan Club
We bond over shared 30K trauma. Crashes = unplanned social events. Lost cargo? Funny story. Failed bounty? “Alpha experience.” Join if you’ve yelled “NOT AGAIN” at your screen. Server disconnects build character (and memes).
Motto: “Error 30000: Friendship Found.”
History
Founding (2945):
Born from a particularly catastrophic 30K that wiped out 12 orgs’ combined cargo during the “Great Stanton Server Crash.” Our founders, stranded at GH for 3 hours, decided if they couldn’t beat the errors, they’d meme them.
Early Years (2945-2950):
Pioneered the “30K Salute” (spamming F in chat after disconnects)
Established first “Disconnect Bingo” tournaments
Unofficial motto adopted: “It’s not a bug, it’s a bonding experience”
The Golden Age (2951-Present):
Hosted Pyro’s first “ErrorCon” (virtual meetup during server maintenance)
Won the “Most Relatable Org” award at CitizenCon (disqualified when award ceremony 30K’d)
Current membership: 30,000+ (a poetic coincidence)
Legacy:
We remain the only org that actually gains members during server outages.
Manifesto
Article 1: The Error is Inevitable
We accept that 30Ks are not mere bugs—they are the universe reminding us to touch grass. Each crash is a sacred moment of reflection (or screaming into a pillow).
Article 2: Shared Trauma = Family
Lost a full Caterpillar of quantanium to a disconnect? Welcome, sibling. Your suffering is valid, and your rage-meme will be immortalized in our #hall-of-shame.
Article 3: Superstition Over Science
Alt+F4 does work better (trust us)
Server hamsters must be fed (via ritual Discord chants)
Never say “one more mission” (you’ve been warned)
Article 4: The 30K Aesthetic
Ship interiors must look good in error screenshots
Always wear your worst gear during server stress tests (for authenticity)
“Connection lost” is the true endgame boss
Article 5: Meme Sovereignty
All members are required to:
Post “first?” after maintenance
Blame Chris Roberts personally for at least one crash per session
Respond to 30Ks with “classic” or “laughs in alpha”
Article 6: The Grand Delusion
We pretend we’ll quit when the game “releases.” We all know we’ll be here for 30Ks in 2975.
FINALLY: If you read this far without a disconnect… just wait.
SIGNED,
The 30K Error Fan Club High Council
(Current session stability: ¯_(ツ)_/¯)
Charter
SECTION I: ORGANIZATION
Article 1.1 – Name
This organization shall be known as the 30K Error Fan Club (hereafter “The Club”), a support group masquerading as a Star Citizen org.
Article 1.2 – Purpose
To:
Document and celebrate the rich tapestry of 30K errors
Provide emotional support for lost cargo, bugged missions, and existential despair
Maintain the galaxy’s largest collection of disconnect memes
SECTION II: MEMBERSHIP
Article 2.1 – Eligibility
Any Citizen who has:
☑️ Experienced a 30K at a critical moment
☑️ Blamed Chris Roberts for server instability (verbally or in chat)
☑️ Unironically said “it’s an alpha” while crying
Article 2.2 – Initiation
New members must:
Share their “worst 30K story” in #trauma-dumping
Post a screenshot of their most tragic error code
Survive a 24-hour period without uninstalling
SECTION III: GOVERNANCE
Article 3.1 – Leadership
The Council of Disconnected Elders shall consist of:
The Archivist (keeper of the #hall-of-shame)
The Copium Officer (spreads hopium during outages)
The Server Hamster Wrangler (blames wildlife for crashes)
Article 3.2 – Decisions
All major votes occur during server maintenance (when attendance peaks). Motions pass if they survive a 30K mid-vote.
SECTION IV: ACTIVITIES
Article 4.1 – Mandatory Events
Monthly 30K Memorials (moment of silence + F spam)
Annual “ErrorCon” (virtual meetup during patch days)
“Who Triggered It?” (blame assignment rituals)
Article 4.2 – Prohibited Actions
❌ No refund requests (we’re not CIG)
❌ No “it’s just your internet” gaslighting
❌ No sober flying during server stress tests
SECTION V: DISPUTE RESOLUTION
All conflicts shall be settled via:
Rock/paper/scissors in global chat
A race to trigger the next 30K
Whoever has the oldest “I’ll quit this time” screenshot
SECTION VI: AMENDMENTS
This charter may be revised:
During unplanned downtime
When the Council’s copium supply runs low
Never, because the edit document will 30K anyway
SIGNED IN TRIUMPH (AND ERROR CODE 30000),
The Founders
@DisconnectDave
@QuantaniumGriefer
@CIGplsFix
Stanton Standard Date: 2953.06.12 (Last Updated: After the Next Patch)
