CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #410627
Profile
His Royal Crispness
Handle name TrueSynthetic
Mercenary
Main organization
Enlisted Mar 18, 2014
Fluency English
Website https://www.youtube.com/@Knights-Tempura
Bio
It’s regal, ridiculous, and steeped in the noble grease of space-faring tradition. You can shorten it in casual use to “The Eternal Crunch”, or just “Crunch” if you're on good terms.
"In the darkness of space, we bring the crunch."
— Ancient Tempuran Proverb
"In the darkness of space, we bring the crunch."
— Ancient Tempuran Proverb