CITIZEN DOSSIER

Pandasonic is a decorated 'lone survivor' from that Klingon bachelor party raid gone sideways on Boreth, but mostly he's just the guy who didn't get vaporized when the ceremonial targ bladder exploded. Now he's nursing a serious grudge against the House of D'Ghor (& a libido so low he makes Spock look like a Risan love god), applying his 'fox-like cunning' primarily to acquiring Starfleet-grade prune juice & filing increasingly passive-aggressive reports demanding vengeance... or at least hazard pay for 'emotional and hormonal distress'.