CITIZEN DOSSIER

I'm here to bring intergalactic fame to glorious Kazakhstan. I'm down to party but business first. I am vegan but kill rodents for fun. Some people say I look like a Travis but they are wrong. My spirit animal is probably the African Serval. Its a medium sized wild cat like myself. I don't dip Skoal unless in a bind. My Hobbies include selfies, paperclips, milksteak, falconry, wine tasting, toad licking, and amateur dentistry. It is my dream one day to open a pizzeria staffed only by chimps dressed provocatively. If that doesn't work out I guess i could stick to mining related jobs in the universe, I hear that is lucrative.