CITIZEN DOSSIER

Explorer, cosmic cartographer, and sensor enthusiast with dubious calibration settings. Known for charting the uncharted, boldly probing where no man has probed before, and sipping tea laced with something medbay claims is “technically approved in three systems.” Survived twelve audits, two sentient vending machines, and one cargo scandal involving “enhancement supplies.” Commands Pickerd’s Zorgan—a vessel famed for dramatic planetary departures, covert scans, and lavender-scented hull plating. Rumors: the Zorgan Drive hums suggestively, the IR camera blinks Morse judgment, and the captain keeps a towel on standby—but only to cover the evidence. Motto: Exploration is best served hot, steeped, and mildly radioactive.