CITIZEN DOSSIER

Some people refer to me as a "Rock Whisperer," I am not quite sure where people came up with such an outrageous nickname, if people really got to know me and my pet rock named "Skipper1745" all the other names were taken up to that point, so I settled. they would know that we are both quite loud and have frequent arguments about who spilled the spaceys milkshake across the velvet cake carpet. So whispering really isn't the correct term, I would suggest to use "Rock Yeller" as a much more appropriate name. Skipper1745 and myself enjoy long walks on the beach and the occasional challenge of "who can hold their breathe the longest." He always wins that one. cheeky bugger.