Spectrum Identification (SID) AMBO
Organization rank Senior Chief Corpsman
CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record n/a
Profile
Bob_the_Boozer
Handle name Bob_th_Boozer
Prospector
Main organization
Enlisted Apr 4, 2022
Fluency English
Bio
—Pirate, Potion Tester, Unlicensed Mixologist
Once a licensed cargo inspector for the Centauri MegaGin Consortium, Bob fell from grace after taste-testing half the annual inventory. Now he roams Stanton’s watering holes in a heavily patched Cutter dubbed the “Saucy Sloop,” running bootleg brews, dubious missions, and occasionally into walls.
He’s a legend in the lower decks:
- Known for losing his left eye in a barfight with a Banu sommelier
- Suspected of swapping comms passwords for cocktails
- Documented as the only known survivor of the Hurston Hangover Loop (8 bottles, 12 minutes, zero regrets)
His motto? “Will he drink it? Yes he will!”
And if it’s got bubbles, mystery foam, or a faint glow—Bob’s already halfway through it.
Once a licensed cargo inspector for the Centauri MegaGin Consortium, Bob fell from grace after taste-testing half the annual inventory. Now he roams Stanton’s watering holes in a heavily patched Cutter dubbed the “Saucy Sloop,” running bootleg brews, dubious missions, and occasionally into walls.
He’s a legend in the lower decks:
- Known for losing his left eye in a barfight with a Banu sommelier
- Suspected of swapping comms passwords for cocktails
- Documented as the only known survivor of the Hurston Hangover Loop (8 bottles, 12 minutes, zero regrets)
His motto? “Will he drink it? Yes he will!”
And if it’s got bubbles, mystery foam, or a faint glow—Bob’s already halfway through it.