CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #4381256
Profile
Bank-of-HVC
Handle name Bank-of-HVC
Civilian
Main organization
Enlisted Jun 2, 2025
Fluency English
Bio
Name: Bank-of-HVC
Title: Chief Coin Counter & Reluctant Therapist
Bio:
Once a promising cargo hauler, Bank-of-HVC took one too many missiles to the wallet and decided it was safer holding other people’s money. Now spends their days buried in transfer receipts, trying to ignore requests like “pls fund my Cutlass paint addiction” and “emergency beer run.”
Loyal to the decimal. Deadly with spreadsheets.
Will deny your request if your math doesn’t math.
Title: Chief Coin Counter & Reluctant Therapist
Bio:
Once a promising cargo hauler, Bank-of-HVC took one too many missiles to the wallet and decided it was safer holding other people’s money. Now spends their days buried in transfer receipts, trying to ignore requests like “pls fund my Cutlass paint addiction” and “emergency beer run.”
Loyal to the decimal. Deadly with spreadsheets.
Will deny your request if your math doesn’t math.