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Star Memers / STARMEMERS
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Smuggling -
Piracy
The Star Memers aren’t your typical crew—we’re scoundrels, smugglers, and misfits carving our path through the ’verse. Need something rare? We’ve got the hustle. Some call us outlaws, but we’re memers—living for laughs, chaos, and the thrill of the next adventure.
History
The legend of the Star Memers starts on the rough decks of Checkmate—a place where survival wasn’t handed out, it was stolen. That’s where Hitbotc grew up, scraping by with nothing but sticky fingers, a knack for vent slugs, and a talent for staying one step ahead of trouble. Life wasn’t easy on Checkmate, but it forged something stronger than hunger or fear: a bond with a handful of other outcasts, rogues, and dreamers.
They weren’t brothers by blood, but by choice. A crew of misfits who had each other’s backs when nobody else would. Some called them scoundrels, others called them criminals, but they called themselves something else—Star Memers.
What started in the shadows of Checkmate grew into something bigger. A crew united not just by survival, but by the chase for adventure, rare finds, and the kind of fun you can’t buy. From back-alley deals to star-spanning heists, the Star Memers carried that spirit of Checkmate with them everywhere they went.
And that’s where it all began.
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Manifesto
The Star Memers aren’t your typical crew. We’re a rag-tag band of scoundrels, smugglers, and misfits carving our own path through the ’verse. Need something rare? Something you can’t exactly buy off the shelf? We’ve got the connections, the hustle, and the guts to make it happen. Some call us thieves, outlaws, or worse… but at the end of the day, we’re memers—living for the laughs, the chaos, and the thrill of the next adventure.
We don’t play by the rules. We play for the story, for the fun, and for the kind of moments you’ll never forget. If you’re looking for straight-laced professionals, keep walking. But if you’re looking for a crew that’ll get the job done and make it one hell of a ride, welcome aboard.
Charter
Article I – Who We Are
We are the Star Memers—a rag-tag crew of smugglers, scoundrels, and misfits bound together not by law, but by loyalty, laughter, and the thrill of the ’verse.
Article II – Our Code
- Fun Comes First – If we’re not having fun, we’re doing it wrong.
- The Score Matters – Rare loot, shiny cargo, or a good story—we chase it all.
- No Crew Left Behind – We watch each other’s backs, even in the worst messes.
- Chaos is the Spice – Expect explosions, bad ideas, and legendary recoveries.
- Memes Above All – We’re not just thieves—we’re memers. Style points matter.
Article III – Our Business
We deal in what others can’t find—or shouldn’t have. Rare items, questionable goods, and the occasional “procured” shipment. If someone says it’s impossible, it’s already on our manifest. We do all of our deals through sc-market.space.
Article IV – Reputation
They’ll call us thieves, outlaws, pirates. They’re not wrong. But we’re more than that—we’re the crew that turns every job into an adventure and every story into a legend.
Article V – The Oath of a Memer
“I pledge to the chaos, to the loot, and to the laugh. I pledge to watch my crew’s back, break a rule when it’s fun, and make every run a story worth retelling. I am a Star Memer, and the ’verse will remember it.”
