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“Keeping the stars tidy, one derelict at a time!”

Founded in 2901, PWM clears derelict spacecraft from dangerous commerce routes and planetary landing zones, “Making Space Travel Safe Again.™” In memory of Nancy Stacy Esteban-Dingo, we ensure the galaxy remains an adventure – not a hazard.

History Manifesto Charter

History

The dawn of the 26th century brought with it immense advancements in space exploration. However, it also introduced a growing problem: the accumulation of derelict spacecraft in key commerce routes and planetary landing zones. To address this growing hazard, Pyro Waste Management was founded in 2901. Driven by a tragic personal loss, our CEO vowed to make space travel safer for all after his mother, Nancy Stacy Esteban-Dingo, perished when a Reclaimer dropped out of quantum travel, disregarded right of way, and collided with her Constellation. Our dedication to safety, innovation, and excellence has been recognized throughout the ‘verse. Here are some of our most notable achievements:

2902: First Major Contract

Secured a landmark contract with the prestigious Headhunters Organization to clear space debris from major trade routes around Bloom.

2910: The Dumpy Diver Introduction

Launched the “Dumpy Diver,” a groundbreaking Reclaimer modified to safely operate during Pyro’s worst solar flares.

2913: Galactic Safety Award

Honored with the prestigious 30th Centennial Galactic Safety Award for our contributions to making space travel safer for all.

2915: Expansion of Operations

Expanded our fleet to include advanced reclamation Polarises and support vessels, increasing our capacity to handle larger and more complex debris removal projects.

2920: Interstellar Collaboration

Partnered with Rough and Ready to develop standardized protocols for space debris management across Pyro’s system.

2925: Milestone Achievement

Celebrated the removal of our 10,000th derelict spacecraft, significantly reducing the risks associated with space travel.

2928: Green Galaxy Initiative

Launched the Green Galaxy Initiative, an environmental sustainability program focused on recycling space debris and minimizing our ecological footprint.

2930: Pyro Junk Academy Established

Established the Pyro Junk Academy, a training center dedicated to educating the next generation of space debris management professionals.

2933: Innovation in Action Award

Received the Innovation in Action Award for our continuous advancements in reclamation technology and space safety solutions.

2935: Community Outreach Program

Initiated the Community Outreach Program to raise awareness about space debris and promote safety measures among spacefaring communities.

At Pyro Waste Management, our achievements reflect our unwavering commitment to ensuring the safety and sustainability of the final frontier. We are proud of our history and continue to strive for excellence in all our endeavors.

Disclaimer: Per the settlement of PWM, INC. vs. CITIZENS FOR PROSPERITY, LLC. all mentions of:

-Illegal salvaging operations
-Illegal smuggling operations
-Forceful eviction of “lawful” residents as deemed by the UEE
-Breaking and entering
-Armed robbery

is considered libel and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Manifesto

“Space: The final clutter frontier”

At Pyro Waste Management, we believe space is not just the ultimate adventure, but it deserves to be kept tidy. Founded in 2901, we’re the self-appointed space janitors, ensuring that your cosmic commute isn’t disrupted by floating junkyards.

Our Purpose: Born from the tragic loss of our CEO’s mom in a spectacularly unfortunate collision, our mission is clear: Clean up the galaxy, one derelict spacecraft at a time, and save future space travelers from similar fates.

Our Commitment: We wield our “Pyro Scrubbers” and reclamation fleets with pride, transforming interstellar junk into safe, navigable space lanes. Our goal? To turn every “Hurston, we have a problem” into “Hurston, you can thank us later.”

Our Vision: We dream of a future where space junk is as extinct as the dodo. No more playing dodge-the-debris while cruising through the cosmos. We’re here to make the galaxy a safer, cleaner playground for all your spacefaring shenanigans.

Our Values:

Safety: Because no one wants their space vacation ruined by a rogue piece of metal. Innovation: We’re the mad scientists of space waste management, always cooking up new ways to keep the stars junk-free. Sustainability: Green isn’t just for Earth. We recycle everything from derelict shuttles to rusty nuts and bolts. Excellence: We don’t just aim high—we aim for the stars, and we don’t miss.

Our Call to Action: Join us in our mission to banish space junk to the annals of history. Together, we’ll keep the final frontier sparkling and safe. At Pyro Waste Management, we’re not just cleaning up space—we’re making it an interstellar paradise for everyone.

Charter

Company Charter: Pyro Waste Management

Article I: Name and Purpose

Section 1: Name The name of the corporation is Pyro Waste Management. Section 2: Purpose The purpose of Pyro Waste Management is to clear and recycle derelict spacecraft from interstellar commerce routes and planetary landing zones, ensuring the safety and sustainability of space travel.

Article II: Offices

Section 1: Principal Office The principal office of Pyro Waste Management shall be located on Orbituary Station, around the planet Bloom. Section 2: Other Offices The corporation may establish other offices and facilities as deemed necessary to fulfill its mission.

Article III: Board of Directors

Section 1: General Powers The business and affairs of the corporation shall be managed by its Board of Directors. Section 2: Number, Tenure, and Qualifications The Board shall consist of [INSERT NUMBER] members. Each Director shall serve a term of [NUMBER] years and must possess relevant expertise in space waste management or related fields. Section 3: Meetings The Board of Directors shall hold regular meetings at times and places determined by the Board. Special meetings may be called as necessary. Section 4: Quorum A majority of the Board members shall constitute a quorum for the transaction of business.

Article IV: Officers

Section 1: Officers The officers of the corporation shall include a Chief Executive Officer (CEO), Chief Operating Officer (COO), Chief Financial Officer (CFO), and other officers as deemed necessary. Section 2: Election and Term of Office Officers shall be elected by the Board of Directors and shall serve a term of [NUMBER] years. Section 3: Duties The CEO shall be the principal executive officer of the corporation, responsible for the overall management and operations. The COO shall oversee day-to-day operations and implement the corporation’s strategic plans. The CFO shall manage the financial affairs of the corporation, including budgeting and financial reporting. Other officers shall have duties as assigned by the Board of Directors.

Article V: Committees

Section 1: Establishment The Board of Directors may establish committees as necessary to assist in the management of the corporation. Section 2: Committee Members Committee members shall be appointed by the Board of Directors and shall serve terms as determined by the Board.

Article VI: Finances

Section 1: Fiscal Year The fiscal year of the corporation shall be determined by the Board of Directors. Section 2: Budget The Board of Directors shall approve an annual budget and oversee the financial operations of the corporation. Section 3: Audits The corporation shall conduct regular audits of its financial statements and operations.

Article VII: Amendments

Section 1: Amendments This charter may be amended by a two-thirds vote of the Board of Directors at any regular or special meeting.

Article VII: Benefits

Employees may enjoy one day of unpaid sick leave per fiscal year.