You think you got what it takes to be in the Hot Sauce Squadron??
Well, you probably do. Get ahold of a council member for further inquiry.
1. Stand up straight with your shoulders back. Unless you’re the pilot.
2. Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for saving at a medical beacon.
3. Make friends with people who want the best for you AKA to run turrets in your Hammerhead.
4. Compare your fleet to what it was yesterday, not to what someone else’s fleet is today.
5. Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them
6. Set your hab in perfect order before you criticize the world
7. Pursue what is meaningful (not what is expedient). Quick trades often net poor profits.
8. Tell the space truth – or, at least, don’t space lie
9. Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don’t. It’s a big ‘verse.
10. Be precise in your speech. The helmet muffles you a bit.
11. Do not bother children when they are skateboarding. It’s space, you have better things to do.
12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street