Hot Sauce Squadron / HOTSS

  • Club
  • Regular
  • Role play
  • Social
    Social
  • Transport
    Transport

You think you got what it takes to be in the Hot Sauce Squadron??

Well, you probably do. Get ahold of a council member for further inquiry.



History

Founded 8/17/2022 by veteran pilots looking to enhance their bland and flavorless experiences from the past. United, they set forth to bring the heat to the ‘verse.

Manifesto

1. Stand up straight with your shoulders back. Unless you’re the pilot.

2. Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for saving at a medical beacon.

3. Make friends with people who want the best for you AKA to run turrets in your Hammerhead.

4. Compare your fleet to what it was yesterday, not to what someone else’s fleet is today.

5. Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them

6. Set your hab in perfect order before you criticize the world

7. Pursue what is meaningful (not what is expedient). Quick trades often net poor profits.

8. Tell the space truth – or, at least, don’t space lie

9. Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don’t. It’s a big ‘verse.

10. Be precise in your speech. The helmet muffles you a bit.

11. Do not bother children when they are skateboarding. It’s space, you have better things to do.

12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street

Charter

STRIVE
to be as hot as the flames of passion

BELIEVE
you are as spicy as a Terry Crews commercial from the mid-2000s

INSPIRE
all to be as strong as your will to not cry when you ingest the Scoville Heat Units.