SPACE FORCE ONE / FAKEMEDIA

“Space Force One rose from the ashen voids of Pyro, where grimy spacers banded together to make the ‘verse great again. Born in the slag heaps of shattered moons, we honed our craft yanking wrecks and mining muck with Prospectors that vomit space dust and Reclaimers that chew hulks. Our reciprocal trade deals, slicker than scum, built an empire from cosmic trash, outsmarting raiders and fake news snitches calling us law-dodging rogues. From the Salvage Grease Pit to the Ore Slime Vault, our deplorable crew laughs through hull breaches, mastering the art of the deal like no one else. Every scar on our suit tells a story of grit, credits, and outfoxing the ‘verse’s exhaust pipe suckers.”