We’re allegedly a bunch of marines, so honestly its a miracle we could even count to 22.
We did some stuff a while ago, then a little bit ago, and more things more recently. some of these things included stuff, but mostly it included things that we cant talk about. Now we’re here getting ready to do other things!
OPERATIONAL POLICIES MISSING ETA: TBD
1. If it’s warm, wet and not yours, don’t touch it.
2. If the thought of doing something makes you giggle for more than 5 seconds…you are to assume that you are not allowed to do it.
3. Don’t cook bacon naked.
4. Don’t add or subtract to the population..
5. Drinking, driving, sex, and swimming…don’t do any two at the same time.
6. Remember the four hit rule: Don’t hit your pets, Don’t hit your kids, Don’t hit your spouse, If your neighbor’s spouse asks you to hit it, don’t!
8. Always establish a safe word. My personal go-to is “Oklahoma”.
9. If you are going to engage in sexual relations, go to MOPP2. If they look questionable, MOPP4.